Category Archives: greatest hits : confessions

And no one died.

And no one died.

passed_out

I did the single parenting gig. Alone. For two weeks.read more

handmade walls : an ebook by the handmade home

handmade walls : an ebook by the handmade home

Howdy, lovelies! Well, we can’t decide yet if we should (a.) be jumping up and down like a couple of scary delirious people who just won that grand prize on ‘The Price is Right’ read more

moty + the time I swallowed my foot.

moty + the time I swallowed my foot.

We had a blast at Walt Disney World. One of my good friends recently said that you can’t say you’ve …read more

the one where I almost died fighting off a roach

the one where I almost died fighting off a roach

subtitle: …and did a real life spazoid dance. Much to my dismay, I was finding some around the house. They …read more

fruit stripes + booby trapped toilets = tetanus filled fun!

fruit stripes + booby trapped toilets = tetanus filled fun!

I wish I could’ve had a do over of that day. But she had to go to the bathroom. Bad. …read more

buttons, nozzles and slots, oh my!

buttons, nozzles and slots, oh my!

An oldie but goodie: somewhat revamped for relevancy…Circa October 2007… YES. I AM unabashedly recycling today, because chances are, none …read more

a confession involving an involuntary shout out to the lady parts. {whoops.}

a confession involving an involuntary shout out to the lady parts. {whoops.}

I read somewhere, probably in paranoia parent’s magazine, or some raise-your-children-right-so-they-don’t-grow-up-to-be-complete-psychopaths-book, that you, as the parent, are expected to refer to …read more

the facts of life : special edition by the mills hooligans

the facts of life : special edition by the mills hooligans

preface: I’m totally building a kitchen for the kids this christmas, as their gift from US. I’m sick of santa …read more

the sunday morning peep show

the sunday morning peep show

I was wearing this lil number the other day for church. And I looked just like her. In fact, BETTER. …read more

that’s not chocolate.

that’s not chocolate.

We scored a family-wide nap on Sunday afternoon. PURE. BLISS, I tell you. I NEVER get naps anymore. I try …read more

lost swim trunks, mommy wisdom on the fly, and massive choking hazards on sticks

lost swim trunks, mommy wisdom on the fly, and massive choking hazards on sticks

Confession: I had a total meltdown the other day. I was on my way out the door. At least I …read more

death by minivan

death by minivan

The day we purchased our minivan, I think a small piece of me died on the inside. That small, remaining, …read more

charlotte’s babies spring a surprise attack

charlotte’s babies spring a surprise attack

So, this whole furniture thing is breaking me in nicely. It’s making me tough. As in, I-think-I-sprouted-a-chest-hair-even-though-I’ve-never-even-mowed-a-lawn-in-my-life-and-now-sport-an-anchor-tat, after-consuming-an-entire-plate-of-raw-spinach, don’t-mess-with-me-I-have-muscles, tough. …read more

that lansinoh crap stains your clothes and breastfeeding bras are NOT sexy.

that lansinoh crap stains your clothes and breastfeeding bras are NOT sexy.

I’ve been MIA for a couple of weeks. I know. I know. You totally missed me. Or not. And in …read more

craigslist scammers rile me all kinds of up.

craigslist scammers rile me all kinds of up.

Lately, I’ve been selling some old stuff on Craigslist. It’s kind of like a garage sale without half of the …read more

3 unabashedly/borderline horrible confessions of a slackaholic mom

3 unabashedly/borderline horrible confessions of a slackaholic mom

1. Sometimes* I sleep in.** And by sleeping in, I mean lie-in-the-bed-til-eight-o’-clock-while- I-let-Jamin-handle-Aiden-and-Emerson-sleeping-in. Pause: Before the angry mobs of early …read more