rigby and fitz: all we want for christmas

Hellos. And welcome to the neatest thing evews on the intewebs: life truths according to Rigby and Fitz.

We awe back once agains, to tell you somethings vewy excitings. We have decided to continue ouw educations, and this is kind of a big deals.

We awe really good girls, but humans and doggies are not the same. As far as we were concerned, we were at the head of the packs. Especially over the mommy humans. The mommy humans is a big pushovers. So, the parents had a dog whisperer come to ouw house, and we awe all working side by side to teach us some new things. Even the kid humans.

Lots of the new things. So many new things, we awe showing them how amazing we awe. We awe vewy fast learnews.

We no longer pull while walking, and we stay wight at the humans side. We wait fow permission when a doow is opened, before coming or the goings.

We can come when called, and stay when asked to do the stayings. Even when they leave us on a sidewalk or walk awound the cowners. We do not get up on any kinds of fuwnituwe unless we awe inviteds fuwst. And we will hopefully not get in many mowe squabbles… or chew the fuwnituwes. {Of this, we are decidedly guilties-see evidence aboves}. We awe wowking on all the bawkings and the diggings.

For a while, Fitz thought she was in chawge. She did not want to be, but she thought she was. I think the Fitzy is welieved. When it comes down to it, the mama and daddy humans are amazed at how wrong they wewe doing it all. Bless thems. They meant well.

The mama humans then asked if the dog whisperer would help with the human babies. Pawenting is exhausting wowk.

And you know what makes all ouw hawd wowk totawy wowth its?

The Greenies Dental Chews awe our favowites! Aside from bwushing, they are good fow ouw teeth and awe ouw favowite tweats! When Fitz eats one, she even gets the cwazy eyes.

If you remembew fwom ouw birfdays this Octobers, Fitzy gets the crazy eyes. So now we just call hew crazy eyes.

And speaking of pwesents…In case you was wonderings, all we want for the Chwistmases isGreenies Dental Chews. Ouw veterinarian told the human daddy they are very good for us, so we like him a lot. And the little humans say our bweathe smells better when we eat them. We are not sure why they don’t like to smell the bweathes, We like to smells the bweathes.

We like to smells all the things.

But back to our original thought. We have sent the letters to Santa and we will be waiting by the stockings that were hung with cawe. We has not eatens thems just so Santa can fill them up fow us.

Pwease huwwy Santas. We have been so good this yeaws!

And if any other of the pawents out there awe weading this, they should know that they need to tweat their fur babies with the same wonderfulmous Gweenies, toos. All in the name of warm fuzzy happy holidays and Christmas kindness and stuffs.

We will be waiting fow the mailman to bwing some, and we will not bawk at him, because we awe wowking on that, toos.

Cheews to some Gweenies!

Thanks for tuning in for another episodes. Until next time, #rigbyandfitz

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