Hello. And welcome to the second editions of life twuths according to Rigby and Fitz.
{You may read ouw fuwst additions, heres.}
We deeply hope you awe enjoying ouw input here on this little human websites. Because it is actually a lot of wowks. Rigby types while Fitz is on the lookouts. We had to wake up in the middle of the night, and write heres while the mama and daddy humans was sleepings. Risky business, peoples. Risky Business.
So let’s begin, shall we?
1. On Gifts.
We love gifts. They are the very best favowite things to bwing to our humans. The other night at dinner, we came in from a fabuwous play session after being outside. And while we were out there, we found a squishy gift to bwing the humans.
We snuck under the tables so we could bombard them with our awesomness. The daddy humans was sitting at the dinner table with his hand underneath, and when he went under to pet us, because he thought we were just passing bys, we put the suwpwise in his hand. It was fantastic.
In wetwospect, we are not sure why the daddy humans screamed like a gurls. We think that he was thwilled with the squishy gift, because he jumped back in sheer delight. The daddy human has a very deep voice, so this was an amazing sound. He loved the dead fwog so much, that he picked it up with a paper towel and put it in the special container in the pantry, where all the special tweats go to keep it safe.
We know he was saving it for later. Because sometimes, we go into the special stinky container and lift it with our noses for special tweats when no one is looking. All of the smells are absolutely fantastics.
2. On outside.
The yawd is the very best place. We have almost eliminated all the dangewous flowuhs, and now we have appointed ourselves as official plant removal services.
We call ourselves the special gardening units. We remove the plants we do not care for and the ones we think it is time to have replaced. This is also, coincidentally, the ones we have eaten entirely. We are doing them a big favors.
The humans like the game so much, they keep filling the holes back up with sands. They say the house is for sale. We do not know what that means, but it just gives us more sands to play in.
Thank you humans, thank yous.
3. On coming back in.
Rigby always obeys. She is so good.
Fitz does not. It is fun.
Especially when it is rainings.
The humans stand at the door and call us, and Rigby obeys and comes right backs insides. She pwefers the air conditioning lifes. But Fitz likes to stand behind the air conditioner right where they can see her, and peek out from behind it. She is not coming back and she can watch from there. Especially while it rains. Because she is all muddies by the time she comes back, and it’s our very favowites if the humans get wet in attempt to bring her back in.
We are all having so much fun, even though the daddy humans got mads the other nights. It is hilawious.
4. On hide and seeks.
We like our crates. They are our happy places.
The parent humans got us nice ones.
Sometimes, when we are bored from eating our beds, we also like to escape our crates.
We do it randomly, when they think they had the latch down all the way, but they did not. We wait until they leave the house, and then we escapes.
Sometimes Rigy gets out. Sometimes Fitz.
We awe unstoppable ninja dogs.
One day Rigby got out, she went into the homeschool room and found all the old Valentines Candy. The mama humans forgot about it in a container on the floor, and Rigby found it. After snacking on some special tweats, she started burying pieces around the house to save for laters. The mama humans still finds the candies in weird places. Yesterdays it was a Reeses cup under a mirrorball. Rigby was sad she was outed.
That’s what Rigby gets for not letting me outs. And that’s what the mama humans gets for not purging her house. Candy karma.
5. On sleeping.
The mama humans said we would not be able to let us up on the beds, because she was ‘drawing the lines’.
We have not seen her draw a lines anywheres.
But she also called herself a ‘suckuw’ because every night, we do this.
Until next time… #rigbyandfitz
Southern Gal says
I just read both installations. Adorable. It also served as a reminder why we don’t have a dog right now. 😉 You have six, um, five children!
Laura Reich says
Your pups are precious! I have a question, do you have a post about their crates? My family and I are Puppy Raisers (we are raising a puppy that will go on to be someone’s service dog when he’s about 2 years old), and I cannot stand his hideous crate. I haven’t been able to find anything better though. Anyway, I tried searching your feed, but I didn’t see a post about it. Would you mind linking to the ones you found? Thank you!
Alexis says
This is hilarious! My favorite posts!
Joanna says
Just love these risky posts from Rigby and Fitz. Keep up the sneaky (good) work!
No doubt about it, pups make a house a home!
MomofTwoPreciousGirls says
we are not sure why the daddy humans screamed like a gurls.
I just totally lost it! So glad I was not drinking anything and that my bladder was fixed earlier this year!!
Stacy says
Just love this. Those puppy faces (young and old) easily turn humans into sucwas, even when we try to draw the line.