Hellos agains. And welcome to another installation of ouw favowite thing on this entire wowld wide webs: life truths according to Rigby and Fitz. We awe here today to pwoclaim a vewy important thing, and we need you to pay attentions. If we’ve said it once, we’ll say it again: Pets make the world a better place.
Did you know thats? Because if you didn’t, this is vewy important. Sure, pets are wowk, we will gwant you that. But we awe wowthes its!
Here’s a simple illustwation for you that we saw the other days. Awe you weady? The other day we said to the humans, we said: enough of this neighborhood pawk walking nonsense. It’s time to go to a weal pawk. I mean, what… were they holding out on us or somethings? Don’t get cheaps on us, we said. Time to ditch the leashes.
So we went to a weal pawk. We took the times and packed up the caws and drove a little bit and it was totawy wowths its.
Before we went, the kid humans were a little gwumpies, and the parental humans were being gwumpies and everyone was just kind of gwumpies. Sometimes, Rigby gets gwumpies. It is twue. So to the pawk, we went.
And we ran. And sniffed. And played.
And made fwiends of all shapes and sizes.
We soaked up the sunshine and got some fwesh air.
The parent humans walked and the children humans ran and ran and ran with usses.
And we sniffed some mowe and we bawked at whoever was not on the inside of the fence. Because bawking is always fun.
Especially through the fences.
We were the duwtiest ones there – all covered in the muds. Because we love the muds and we always finds it.
And you know what? Evewyone was happy! When we left, evewyone felt like they had a good time and got some fwesh airs and just fowgot about their pwoblems for a little whiles. Even Rigby. Hew biggest problem is when she will get the peanut buttuws agains. I tell her this is not a big pwoblem. This is a fuwst world ‘dopted pwoblem.
Why are we telling you this today? Because it is importants that we socialize the humans. Pets give you exewcizes and fwesh airs and make things bettews.
And this important little message, it’s bwought to you again by Mars Petcare. Guess what? We need to tell you some impowtant things about them too! Because Mars cares about making the world a better place.
Who is Mars pet care you may ask? They make good and yummy things for pets! But they also cawe about pets. And that means they care about humans. This is vewy impowtants. Mars Petcare US is the U.S. operations of the world’s largest petcare company at the privately-held Mars, Incorporated, headquartered in Franklin, Tenn. Did you know we awe moving theres soon? That means we awe going to meet the Mars Petcares! That is exciting because Mars Petcare is focused on ensuring pets live a bettew life. We like people who care about pets.
This is important to us because Mars Petcare believes in creating “a better world for pets”, and showcases this commitment evewy day by donating to animal shelters, using responsibly-sourced fish in seafood products, developing community initiatives that build dog parks and trails and more. We love the dog pawks. And the twails. And anyone who cares about pets getting ‘dopted. Or just feeding pets in generals.
The Mars Petcare’s is headed up by a team of leading scientists, nutritionists and veterinarians develop products that help pets live better, happier, healthier lives. This means they produce some of the world’s most beloved pet care brands and are proud to have expanded their portfolio of products to better meet the needs of pets. Their current portfolio includes CESAR®, GREENIES™, EUKANUBA™, IAMS™, NUTRO™, PEDIGREE®, SHEBA® and TEMPTATIONS™ – We do not know what this means but the humans do. And we hope we get to twy the doggie kinds. Maybe even the cat kinds toos. I mean someone needs to taste tests its.
To learn more about this amazing company, visit www.mars.com.
We hope you like our little message hewe todays. Sometimes, this is just vewy impowtants. See how duwty we gots? That amazing Bawk Pawk even comes with an evil hose so we could be washed downs. We’re not sure how we feel about that, but the humans were glad, and I guess so were we. Because that meant we got to passes out on the beds that night with the mama and daddy humans.
To say we slept so goods, would be an understatements.
Thanks for tuning in for another episodes. Until next time, #rigbyandfitz
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